Television movies for the week of Sept. 19

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TV Movies: Sept. 19-25

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• Addams Family Values '93. Anjelica Huston. Upon arrival of their mustachioed baby, Morticia and Gomez hire a greedy nanny who targets Uncle Fester. (PG-13) (1:35) MAX: Mon. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• The Air I Breathe '07. Forest Whitaker. Inspired by a Chinese proverb, four fables revolve around characters who embody happiness, pleasure, sorrow and love. (R) (1:35) SHO: Wed. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Airplane! '80. Robert Hays. A pilot afraid to fly follows his stewardess ex-girlfriend and must take over for the poisoned crew. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 9 A.M., Thu. 8 P.M., 1:02 A.M.

• Airplane II: The Sequel '82. Robert Hays. The first commercial space shuttle has loony Ted and his former girlfriend bound for the moon. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 11 A.M., Thu. 10 P.M., 3 A.M.

• Ali G Indahouse '02. Sacha Baron Cohen. A gangster becomes a member of Parliament and tries to prevent the closure of his favorite building. (R) (2:00) USA: Fri. 2 A.M. (CC)

• Alien Agent '07. Mark Dacascos. An intergalactic warrior must stop a gang of ruthless aliens from invading Earth. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Wed. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Alien Sex Files 3: Sex Invaders '09. Jenae Alt. Hot extraterrestrials satisfy primal urges. (NR) (1:30) MAX: Mon. 11:50 P.M. (CC)

• All I Wanna Do '98. Lynn Redgrave. Girls fight to keep their boarding school from going coed. (PG-13) (2:00) VH1: Thu. 2 A.M., Fri. noon.

• The Alphabet Killer '08. Eliza Dushku. Former cop Megan Price investigates a murder similar to one that drove her crazy. (R) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• American Pie '99. Jason Biggs. Four teenagers nearing graduation make a pact to lose their virginity by prom night. (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• American Pie '99. Jason Biggs. Four teenagers nearing graduation make a pact to lose their virginity by prom night. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 1 A.M. (CC)

• American Pie Presents: Beta House '07. John White. Michigan collegians pledge a wild fraternity that has an intense rivalry with another Greek organization. (NR) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 11 A.M. (CC)

• American Pie Presents: Beta House '07. John White. Michigan collegians pledge a wild fraternity that has an intense rivalry with another Greek organization. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Fri. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• American Pie Presents: The Book of Love '09. Eugene Levy. Three high-school buddies use a legendary sex manual to lose their virginity. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)

• American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile '06. John White. A high schooler believes he can lose his virginity at a notorious race where people run in the nude. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 3 A.M. (CC)

• An American Rhapsody '01. Nastassja Kinski. After fleeing Communist Hungary in the 1950s, a couple reunites with their daughter after years of separation. (PG-13) (1:55) SHO: Wed. 5:05 A.M. (CC)

• An American Werewolf in Paris '97. Tom Everett Scott. A U.S. tourist saves a Parisian from suicide, pursues her and gradually discovers her dark secret. (R) (2:00) TBS: Mon. 3 A.M. (CC)

• America's Heart and Soul '04. Filmmaker Louis Schwartzberg examines the beauty of the United States and the spirit of its citizens. (PG) (2:00) WGN-A: Sun. 2 A.M. (CC)

• America's Heart and Soul '04. Filmmaker Louis Schwartzberg examines the beauty of the United States and the spirit of its citizens. (PG) (2:00) WGN-A: Sat. 2 A.M.

• Analyze That '02. Robert De Niro. Released from prison, gangster Paul Vitti seeks further help from his troubled psychotherapist. (R) (1:40) MAX: Fri. 11:20 A.M. (CC)

• Analyze This '99. Robert De Niro. To get a handle on his insecurities, a powerful New York gangster sees a therapist. (R) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• Angels in the Outfield '51. Paul Douglas. The Pittsburgh Pirates' manager sees hope after a newswoman reports a girl saw angels on their side. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. noon (CC)

• The Animal '01. Rob Schneider. When an inept policeman receives animal organs as transplants, he begins to exhibit traits of the donors. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 4 P.M., Sat. 1:30 P.M.

• Annie '82. Aileen Quinn. Daddy Warbucks protects little orphan Annie from Miss Hannigan and crooks in Depression-era New York. (PG) (2:15) ENC: Wed. 6:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Answer Man '09. Jeff Daniels. The grouchy, reclusive author of an enormously popular book on spirituality falls in love with his sunny chiropractor. (R) (1:40) TMC: Fri. 12:30 A.M. (CC)

• Antibody '02. Lance Henriksen. Scientists use a tiny experimental craft to navigate through a terrorist's body to find and destroy a nuclear detonator. (R) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 5:30 A.M. (CC)

• Appointment With Death '88. Peter Ustinov. Agatha Christie's Belgian sleuth, Hercule Poirot, solves a 1937 murder in the Holy Land. (PG) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 11:10 A.M.

• April Fool's Day '86. Deborah Foreman. Heiress Muffy invites preppie friends to her family's island for practical jokes, but a slasher ruins the fun. (R) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 10:30 A.M. (CC)

• Armored '09. Matt Dillon. Armored-truck guards turn against one another after their plan to rob their company goes terribly awry. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)

• The Arnelo Affair '47. John Hodiak. A lawyer's wife becomes the pawn of his client, a Chicago nightclub owner capable of murder. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 5 P.M.

• Arthur Hailey's Detective '05. Tom Berenger. A condemned prisoner reveals the truth behind his grisly crimes to the priest-turned-investigator who put him away. (NR) (3:00) USA: Wed. noon (CC)

• Asteroid '97. Michael Biehn. An astronomer and a FEMA director brace for disaster when a disintegrating comet sends asteroid fragments toward Earth. (NR) (4:00) SYFY: Sun. 11 P.M. (CC)

• ATL '06. Tip Harris. Four Atlanta teenagers, whose lives revolve around hip-hop and rollerskating, face life-changing challenges on and off the rink. (PG-13) (2:30) VH1: Sun. 6:30 P.M.

• Atonement '07. James McAvoy. A false accusation changes forever the lives of a young teen, her older sister and the latter's innocent lover. (R) (2:27) USA: Wed. 1:33 A.M. (CC)

• Attack Force '06. Steven Seagal. An agent battles a psychotic drug dealer after his strike team dies in a violent attack. (R) (1:55) USA: Mon. 2:05 A.M. (CC)

• Attack of the Sabretooth '05. Nicholas Bell. A vicious tiger goes on a killing rampage after escaping from captivity in a theme park. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Mon. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Away We Go '09. John Krasinski. An expectant couple reconnect with old friends and relatives as they travel across America in search of a good place to settle down and raise their family. (R) (1:40) MAX: Thu. 11:20 A.M. (CC)

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• Baby on Board '08. Jerry O'Connell. A power couple has a surprise pregnancy that throws their lives and careers into a tailspin. (R) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 6 A.M. (CC)

• The Bachelor '99. Chris O'Donnell. A man learns he will inherit $100 million only if he marries before his 30th birthday, 27 hours away. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 10 A.M.

• Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation '08. Josh Cooke. An engaged man and his buddies indulge in alcohol and strippers during a wild weekend in Miami. (NR) (2:00) COMEDY: Tue. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Bachelor Party Vegas '05. Kal Penn. An engaged man and his four friends have a series of wild misadventures in Las Vegas. (R) (1:30) COMEDY: Fri. 1 A.M., Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)

• Bad Girls '94. Madeleine Stowe. Gunslinging floozies flee town to avoid a hanging and meet an outlaw with a score to settle. (R) (1:45) HBO: Sat. 4:45 A.M. (CC)

• Bait '02. John Hurt. A reclusive Briton uses a young woman who looks like his daughter to set a trap and find her killer. (2:00) BET: Thu. 8 P.M., Fri. 1 P.M.

• Balls of Fury '07. Dan Fogler. A disgraced pingpong player bounces back to go under cover for the government and bring a notorious crime lord to justice. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Batman & Robin '97. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Batgirl joins the caped crusaders to stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from wreaking revenge upon the world. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sun. midnight (CC)

• Beautiful Girls '96. Timothy Hutton. The opposite sex preoccupies working-class pals gathered for their high-school reunion in small-town Massachusetts. (R) (1:55) SHO: Mon. 1:35 A.M.

• Bedtime Stories '08. Adam Sandler. A hotel handyman tries to make the most of the situation when he learns that the outlandish tales he tells his niece and nephew are coming true. (PG) (1:50) STZ: Thu. 11:50 A.M., 10:50 P.M., Fri. 6:40 A.M. (CC)

• Before I Self Destruct '09. 50 Cent. When his mother is gunned down, a man turns to a life of crime to support his younger brother. (R) (1:30) SHO: Fri. 11 P.M. (CC)

• Before Sunset '04. Ethan Hawke. A novelist and an environmentalist who met on a train nine years earlier reunite in Paris. (R) (2:00) WE: Fri. 1 P.M.

• Behind Enemy Lines '01. Owen Wilson. A Navy admiral orders the rescue of a fighter pilot after the Serbs shoot down his plane in Bosnia. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Mon. 5:50 P.M. (CC)

• Belly 2: Millionaire Boyz Club '08. The Game. An ex-convict falls for a policewoman while trying to readjust to life. (R) (2:00) BET: Wed. 1 A.M.

• Ben-Hur '59. Charlton Heston. An enslaved Judean prince meets his Roman betrayer, a former friend, in a chariot race. (G) (4:00) TCM: Thu. 8 P.M.

• Beverly Hills Chihuahua '08. Piper Perabo. A pampered pooch from Beverly Hills must rely on help from scrappy Mexican street dogs after she is accidentally separated from her caretaker. (PG) (1:40) STZ: Thu. 8:20 A.M., 7:25 P.M., 3:35 A.M. (CC)

• Beverly Hills Cop '84. Eddie Murphy. A hip Detroit detective drives out to Los Angeles and shows local police how to catch a killer. (R) (2:30) COMEDY: Sun. 9:30 A.M. (CC)

• Beverly Hills Cop II '87. Eddie Murphy. A clever detective from Detroit shows Los Angeles how to stop a hit woman's so-called Alphabet Crimes. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. noon (CC)

• Beverly Hills Cop III '94. Eddie Murphy. A hip detective from Detroit tracks a crime ring to a Los Angeles fun park called WonderWorld. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 2 P.M., Mon. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Beyond the Gates '05. John Hurt. In 1994 Rwanda, a priest and a teacher at a secondary school get caught up in the genocidal conflict between the Hutu and the Tutsi. (R) (2:00) TMC: Wed. 4 P.M.

• Big '88. Tom Hanks. A wishing machine turns a boy into a 35-year-old man with a fun job and a girlfriend. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 3 P.M., Fri. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Big Fan '09. Patton Oswalt. A football fan meets his idol in a New York strip club, where his rabid devotion is put to the test and events take a suddenly violent turn. (R) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 9:30 P.M., Thu. 9:40 A.M., 9 P.M. (CC)

• A Big Hand for the Little Lady '66. Henry Fonda. Married homesteaders stop at a Texas hotel, where he loses big at poker and she takes his place. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 8 P.M.

• Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey '91. Keanu Reeves. Grim Reaper helps dopes stop their evil robot twins. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Wed. 11:45 A.M. (CC)

• Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure '89. Keanu Reeves. Two dopey dudes go back in time to fetch Beethoven, Napoleon and other biggies for a history project. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 10:15 A.M. (CC)

• Billy Madison '95. Adam Sandler. An adult goof-off goes back to elementary school in order to run his father's company. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Thu. 7 P.M., 9 P.M. (CC)

• Black Dog '98. Patrick Swayze. A trucker with a vehicular manslaughter conviction agrees to drive a suspicious shipment for his boss. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Thu. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Black Ops '08. Gary Stretch. A veteran officer encounters supernatural forces aboard a secret prison ship. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sat. 10:40 P.M., 1:55 A.M.

• Blood Feud '79. Sophia Loren. A lawyer and a thief love a Neapolitan widow and fight Fascists in 1920s Sicily. (R) (1:40) TMC: Fri. 8:05 A.M.

• Blood: The Last Vampire '08. Gianna. A half-human, half-vampire swordswoman infiltrates an American military base in Tokyo on a mission to exterminate the evil leader of the vampires. (R) (1:40) STZ: Mon. 3:25 A.M. (CC)

• Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again '04. Comics Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy and Ron White perform in front of a live audience. (NR) (2:30) CMT: Sun. 2 P.M.

• BMX Bandits '83. Nicole Kidman. Three teenage bicycle-motocross racers find a stash of stolen two-way police radios. (PG) (1:35) TMC: Sun. 6:35 A.M.

• The Bodyguard '04. Petchtai Wongkamlao. A man protects a young boy after gangsters murder the lad's father. (NR) (3:00) WE: Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Bond of Silence '10. Kim Raver. A woman seeks answers when her husband dies while trying to subdue teenage partygoers. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Mon. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Bottom Feeder '06. Tom Sizemore. A mutated monster terrorizes a group of maintenance workers in underground tunnels. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Mon. 8 A.M. (CC)

• The Boys Are Back '09. Clive Owen. Still reeling from the death of his wife, a man adopts an unconventional method of raising his two sons. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 6:15 P.M.

• Brewster McCloud '70. Bud Cort. A birdlike boy lives in the Houston Astrodome, advised by his guardian angel. (R) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 11:45 P.M.

• Bride Wars '09. Kate Hudson. After a clerical error schedules their weddings on the same day, two longtime best friends declare all-out war on each other. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Sat. 6:30 P.M. (CC)

• Bridget Jones's Diary '01. Ren??e Zellweger. An outrageous British woman decides to take control of her life, but instead falls for two very different men. (R) (2:00) E!: Sun. 5 P.M.

• Bringing Down the House '03. Steve Martin. After chatting with a divorced attorney online, a prison escapee wants him to help prove her innocence. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Wed. 9 P.M. (CC)

• Broadway to Hollywood '33. Alice Brady. A family involved in the theater maintains their perspective by teaching their children the ethical way to fame. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 9 A.M.

• The Brothers '01. Morris Chestnut. Four friends question women, relationships and honesty after one of them becomes engaged. (R) (2:00) BET: Sun. 6 P.M.

• Br??no '09. Sacha Baron Cohen. The gay Austrian fashionista ignites numerous outrageous situations when he brings his show to America. (R) (1:25) HBO: Mon. 12:10 A.M., Fri. midnight (CC)

• The Buddy System '84. Richard Dreyfuss. A writer finds romance with the single mother of a boy he met while working as a school security guard. (PG) (1:55) MAX: Thu. 5:35 A.M. (CC)

• Bugsy '91. Warren Beatty. New York gangster Bugsy Siegel goes Hollywood with a tan, a mistress and a mad vision of Las Vegas. (R) (2:20) ENC: Thu. 10:50 A.M. (CC)

• Burn After Reading '08. George Clooney. Chaos reigns when a gym employee and her colleague try to benefit from a disc that they think holds state secrets but, really, contains the memoirs of a former CIA analyst. (R) (1:40) HBO: Wed. 4:25 A.M. (CC)

• Busty Cops and the Jewel of Denial '09. Beautiful policewomen protect a sacred and powerful gem. (NR) (1:15) MAX: Tue. 11:45 P.M., Sat. 12:15 A.M. (CC)

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• Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam '10. Demi Lovato. Musicians challenge rivals to the ultimate battle of the bands. (NR) (1:45) DIS: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Cannonball Run II '84. Burt Reynolds. J.J. McClure, his mechanic and other veteran competitors enter another cross-country auto race. (PG) (2:30) CMT: Thu. 4 P.M., 8 P.M.

• Captain Horatio Hornblower '51. Gregory Peck. A British seaman risks lives to save England's harbors. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Sat. 5:45 P.M.

• Cat on a Hot Tin Roof '58. Elizabeth Taylor. Two brothers, one an alcoholic who resents his devoted wife, visit their dying millionaire father in the South. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 10:15 P.M. (CC)

• Catch That Kid '04. Kristen Stewart. With help from her two friends, an adventurous 12-year-old plots to rob a bank to pay for her father's surgery. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Fri. 7 A.M. (CC)

• Caved In: Prehistoric Terror '06. Christopher Atkins. Trapped cave guides and jewel thieves face a deadly swarm of prehistoric rhinoceros beetles. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Mon. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Chain of Command '00. Roy Scheider. After being captured by terrorists, a Secret Service agent struggles to protect a briefcase that holds the key to launching a nuclear attack. (R) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 1:20 A.M. (CC)

• Ch??ri '09. Michelle Pfeiffer. In 1920s Paris, a young man retreats into a fantasy world after he is forced to end his relationship with the older woman who taught him about love. (R) (1:40) SHO: Mon. 2:45 P.M., midnight, Sat. 8:15 A.M.

• The Chief '33. Ed Wynn. A fireman's son and a candidate for alderman turn out to be part of a radio broadcast. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Thu. 7:45 A.M.

• Children of the Corn: Revelation '01. Claudette Mink. A pair of FBI agents follows a serial killer into a desolate Nebraskan town. (R) (1:25) TMC: Sun. 5:35 P.M., 2:15 A.M.

• The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe '05. Tilda Swinton. Children join forces with the lion mystic Aslan to free the land of Narnia from the White Witch's wintry spell. (PG) (3:30) ABCFAM: Sat. noon.

• The Chronicles of Riddick '04. Vin Diesel. On the run from mercenaries, a fugitive lands on a planet endangered by an invading ruler and his bloodthirsty army. (NR) (2:30) TNT: Sat. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• A Chump at Oxford '40. Stan Laurel. Stan and Ollie play maid and butler, then go to Oxford and take over the dean's house. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 3:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Cincinnati Kid '65. Steve McQueen. An upstart card shark has a marathon game with the king of stud poker in 1930s New Orleans. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. midnight.

• Cinderella '06. Do Ji-won. A young woman tries to uncover the truth about her mother, a plastic surgeon whose patients start to mutilate themselves. (NR) (2:00) BET: Sun. 8 P.M., Mon. 1 P.M.

• Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant '09. John C. Reilly. After a sideshow vampire turns a teenager into one of the undead, the kid becomes a pawn between warring supernatural factions. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Sun. 8 P.M., Mon. 11:05 A.M., 10 P.M., Wed. 8:40 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• Class Act '06. Drama teacher Jay W. Jensen inspires people to fight for arts education in public schools. (NR) (2:00) BET: Tue. 1 P.M.

• Close Encounters of the Third Kind '77. Richard Dreyfuss. An Indiana lineman and other UFO sighters, beleagured by earlier incidents, finally have documented contact with space aliens. (PG) (2:20) ENC: Thu. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs '09. Voices of Bill Hader. Animated. When hard times hit the town of Swallow Falls, a failed inventor constructs a device that turns water into delicious food. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Tue. 10:40 A.M., 7:25 P.M., Wed. 6:05 A.M. (CC)

• Cloverfield '08. Michael Stahl-David. A video camera records the horrific events that unfold as a monstrous creature attacks New York, leaving death and destruction in its wake. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. 2 P.M.

• Clueless '95. Alicia Silverstone. A Beverly Hills teen plays matchmaker for teachers, transforms a bad dresser and examines her own existence. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Thu. 2:30 P.M. (CC)

• Cocktail '88. Tom Cruise. The hottest bartender in Manhattan leaves his partner, goes to Jamaica and falls for a nice girl. (R) (2:00) A&E: Sat. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Co-ed Confidential: The First Time '08. Sexy students enjoy wild times. (1:30) MAX: Sun. 11:50 P.M. (CC)

• Cold Mountain '03. Jude Law. During the Civil War, a wounded Confederate soldier abandons his duties to make his way home to his sweetheart. (R) (3:30) AMC: Tue. 2:30 A.M., Wed. 11:30 A.M. (CC)

• Collateral Damage '02. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A Los Angeles firefighter travels to Colombia to find the terrorist who killed his wife and son. (R) (1:50) MAX: Sat. 8:45 A.M. (CC)

• College '08. Drake Bell. Three high-school seniors spend a wild weekend with members of Fairmont University's rowdiest fraternity. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Color Me Kubrick '05. John Malkovich. An audacious con artist raises the art of deception to a new level by successfully posing as Stanley Kubrick, despite having no resemblance to the reclusive filmmaker. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Confined '10. David James Elliott. A woman suspects that her new, next-door neighbor is up to no good. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)

• Conflict '45. Humphrey Bogart. A man plays a cat-and-mouse game with the police after murdering his wife for the love of his sister-in-law. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 11 A.M. (CC)

• Consenting Adults '92. Kevin Kline. A new neighbor lures a couple into wife-swapping as a setup to an insurance-scam murder. (R) (1:40) ENC: Thu. 1:50 A.M. (CC)

• Copycat '95. Sigourney Weaver. A criminal psychologist helps two detectives trail a killer whose crimes mirror those of infamous mass murderers. (R) (2:25) TBS: Sat. 2:35 A.M. (CC)

• Corky Romano '01. Chris Kattan. An assistant veterinarian poses as an FBI agent in order to steal incriminating evidence against his father. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Mon. 1:50 A.M., Tue. 5:50 P.M. (CC)

• Couples Retreat '09. Vince Vaughn. Three couples find that paradise comes at a price when they must participate in therapy sessions with their friends at a tropical resort. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Sun. 2 P.M., 12:45 A.M., Thu. 1 P.M., 9 P.M., Sat. 8 A.M., 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Coyote Ugly '00. Piper Perabo. A woman finds her dreams of singing sidelined by the notoriety she receives as a New York City barmaid. (NR) (2:00) E!: Sun. 3 P.M.

• Crackers '84. Donald Sutherland. San Francisco misfits help an out-of-work schemer get even with a pawnbroker by robbing his safe. (PG) (1:35) MAX: Tue. 6:35 A.M. (CC)

• Cradle 2 the Grave '03. Jet Li. A Taiwanese intelligence agent and a thief try to recover stolen diamonds and the latter's kidnapped daughter. (R) (2:00) TNT: Thu. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Crashing '07. Campbell Scott. A middle-aged author cures his writer's block by sleeping with two collegians. (R) (1:20) TMC: Mon. 1:35 P.M. (CC)

• Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles '01. Paul Hogan. Mick and his girlfriend return to America and link the mysterious death of a reporter to a movie studio. (PG) (1:35) TMC: Mon. 2:55 P.M., Thu. 12:55 P.M.

• Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon '00. Chow Yun-Fat. A 19th-century martial arts master gives a sword called Green Destiny to his beloved, then the two must recover it from female thieves. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Fri. 8 P.M.

• The Crow: City of Angels '96. Vincent Perez. A magic black crow guides a motorcycle mechanic who returns to avenge the murders of himself and his son. (R) (1:30) ENC: Mon. 1:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Culpepper Cattle Company '72. Gary Grimes. A teen talks a trail boss into taking him on a cattle drive from Texas to Colorado. (PG) (2:15) AMC: Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)

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• Daddy Long Legs '55. Fred Astaire. An American playboy falls in love with the grateful French orphan he anonymously put through college. (NR) (2:10) MAX: Wed. 5:40 A.M. (CC)

• Daisy Miller '74. Cybill Shepherd. A flirtatious American woman in Europe shocks the staid crowd her mother wishes to impress. Based on Henry James' story. (G) (1:35) TMC: Mon. 7:10 A.M., Thu. 6:30 A.M., 4:15 P.M. (CC)

• Dante's Peak '97. Pierce Brosnan. A volcanologist and his new love flee a deadly eruption in the Pacific Northwest. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 7:50 A.M. (CC)

• The Day After Tomorrow '04. Dennis Quaid. A climatologist tries to locate his son after global warming leads to worldwide natural disasters. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Tue. 7:30 P.M., Wed. 4 P.M.

• Day of the Dead '08. Ving Rhames. After zombies take over the world, a group of survivors struggles to survive within a bunker. (R) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 1 A.M.

• The Day the Earth Stood Still '08. Keanu Reeves. A woman and her stepson learn the chilling meaning behind the proclamation of an alien visitor that he is a "friend to the Earth." (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Daybreak '93. Cuba Gooding Jr. Two young urban rebels fall in love while fighting a fascist quarantine some time in the near future. (R) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Dead Presidents '95. Larenz Tate. A high-stakes robbery tempts a Vietnam veteran who has returned to his desolate South Bronx neighborhood in 1973. (R) (2:00) MAX: Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Dear John '10. Channing Tatum. Unexpected consequences await a soldier and his lover, who correspond through the mail over a period of seven tumultuous years. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Sun. 10:30 A.M., 5:30 P.M., Mon. 5:05 A.M., Tue. 2:15 P.M., 9 P.M., Fri. 6:30 P.M., Sat. 7:35 A.M., 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Death Becomes Her '92. Meryl Streep. An actress and an author fight over a plastic surgeon and the secret of eternal beauty. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 10:15 A.M. (CC)

• Death on the Diamond '34. Robert Young. A rookie pitcher for the St. Louis Cardinals investigates the mysterious murders of several of his teammates. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Thu. 10:30 A.M.

• Death Wish '74. Charles Bronson. A New York architect turns vigilante hit man after thugs attack his wife and daughter. (R) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 10 A.M.

• Death Wish II '82. Charles Bronson. The architect from New York turns vigilante in Los Angeles after more brutality too close to home. (R) (2:00) AMC: Mon. noon.

• Decoys 2: Alien Seduction '07. Kim Poirier. Female aliens pose as students to mate with young men at a college. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Wed. noon (CC)

• Deeply '00. Lynn Redgrave. A teenager befriends an eccentric novelist writing a story about a woman's escape from a remote island. (NR) (1:40) TMC: Sat. 12:45 P.M. (CC)

• The Devil Wears Nada '10. Christine Nguyen. Sexy mischief threatens a magazine worker's new job. (NR) (1:20) MAX: Fri. 12:20 A.M. (CC)

• The Devil Within Her '75. Joan Collins. A British nun performs an exorcism on her sister-in-law's vicious baby, cursed by a dancing dwarf. (R) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 3:15 A.M.

• Dial M for Murder '54. Ray Milland. A husband's plot to murder his unfaithful wife goes awry in Alfred Hitchcock's adaptation of the Frederick Knott play. (PG) (2:15) TCM: Sun. 10 P.M. (CC)

• Diamonds Are Forever '71. Sean Connery. James Bond, Agent 007, saves the world from Blofeld's space laser and bikini-clad amazons Bambi and Thumper. (PG) (2:05) ENC: Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Did You Hear About the Morgans? '09. Hugh Grant. A husband and wife get a chance to repair their crumbling marriage when, after they witness a murder, federal agents hide them in a tiny Wyoming town. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Thu. 1:40 P.M., 9 P.M., Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Die Hard 2 '90. Bruce Willis. The sequel's police hero spots military terrorists while waiting for his wife at a Washington, D.C., airport. (R) (2:05) ENC: Sat. 8 P.M., 2:45 A.M. (CC)

• Dinocroc '04. Costas Mandylor. Several townspeople step forward to save their community from the jaws of a prehistoric reptile. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)

• Dinocroc vs. Supergator '10. David Carradine. Gigantic reptilian creatures chomp on people after escaping from an island facility. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 11 P.M.

• Disaster Movie '08. Matt Lanter. During a fateful night, a group of impossibly attractive 20-somethings must dodge a series of man-made and natural disasters. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 12:30 A.M., Sat. 12:30 P.M.

• The Distinguished Gentleman '92. Eddie Murphy. Armed with the same name as a late U.S. senator, a con man goes to Washington and plays the game. (R) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• District 9 '09. Sharlto Copley. A field operative for a company that oversees extraterrestrial refugees contracts a mysterious virus that begins to change his DNA. (R) (1:55) STZ: Mon. 3:25 P.M., 10:45 P.M., Tue. 12:15 P.M., Fri. 2:50 P.M., 12:05 A.M., Sat. 11:35 A.M. (CC)

• Dr. Dolittle 2 '01. Eddie Murphy. To save an endangered species, a veterinarian who can talk to animals must reintroduce a performing bear to the wild. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Mon. 8 A.M. (CC)

• Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story '04. Vince Vaughn. The owner of a gym and an overbearing entrepreneur form dodgeball teams to compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. 6 P.M., 11:30 P.M.

• Domestic Disturbance '01. John Travolta. A troubled boy claims he witnessed his new stepfather commit a murder, prompting his father to investigate. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 8 P.M., Thu. 1:35 A.M.

• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood '96. Shawn Wayans. A Los Angeles teen with an irresponsible father seeks guidance from a cousin whose weapons color-coordinate with his sneakers. (R) (1:30) ENC: Sat. 11:40 P.M. (CC)

• Don't Let Me Drown '09. E.J. Bonilla. Two teens discover love can keep them from drowning. (R) (1:40) TMC: Tue. 8 P.M.

• Double Teamed '02. Poppi Monroe. Twins Heather and Heidi Burge develop a rivalry in high school and make it to the WNBA. (1:30) DIS: Fri. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Doubt '08. Meryl Streep. Suspicions of child abuse fuel a traditionalist nun's personal crusade against a popular priest who wants to reform her school's strict customs. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Tue. 9:40 A.M., 5 A.M. (CC)

• Down the Stretch '36. Mickey Rooney. Stable owners help a wayward youth follow in his father's footsteps to become a jockey. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Thu. 1 P.M.

• Dragonball: Evolution '09. Justin Chatwin. A young warrior must protect Earth from the vengeful Lord Piccolo by preventing seven mystical orbs from falling into Piccolo's hands. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Mon. 6:30 A.M., Fri. 8:30 A.M. (CC)

• Drillbit Taylor '08. Owen Wilson. Three friends hire a homeless soldier-of-fortune to protect them from the school bully. (NR) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 10 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)

• Duel in the Sun '46. Jennifer Jones. Good and bad sons of a Texas cattle baron fight each other, and the railroad, over a dark beauty. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Sat. noon (CC)

• Duplicity '09. Julia Roberts. Spies for rival corporations carry on a clandestine love affair while trying to find the formula for a product that will earn a fortune for the company that patents it first. (PG-13) (2:15) HBO: Fri. 11:45 A.M. (CC)

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• Eagle Eye '08. Shia LaBeouf. Two strangers become pawns of a mysterious woman who threatens their friends and family and uses technology to control their actions. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Tue. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Easy Virtue '08. Jessica Biel. A vivacious American bride contends with her snooty British mother-in-law's attempts to drive her out of the family. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Wed. 12:50 P.M. (CC)

• Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off '03. Taylor Ball. A 14-year-old baseball prodigy tries to juggle the playoffs and a cooking contest in the same day. (1:30) DIS: Sat. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Edward Scissorhands '90. Johnny Depp. A deceased inventor's unfinished creation becomes an instant celebrity when a cheery suburbanite brings him home. (PG-13) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Elegy '08. Pen??lope Cruz. A beautiful student throws into disarray the life of an aging lecturer and cultural critic when she awakens in him feelings of sexual possessiveness. (R) (2:00) TMC: Wed. 6 P.M. (CC)

• Encino Man '92. Sean Astin. Teenage California buddies groom a thawed-out caveman and pass him off as a cool transfer student. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 1:30 P.M. (CC)

• Enter the Dragon '73. Bruce Lee. A secret agent comes to an opium lord's island fortress with other fighters for a martial-arts tournament. (R) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 2:15 A.M. (CC)

• Escape Me Never '47. Errol Flynn. A composer returns to his wife in circa-1900 Europe after a fling with his brother's fiancee. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 6 A.M. (CC)

• Everybody's Fine '09. Robert De Niro. A widower sets out on a road trip to reconnect with each of his adult children, then he finds that their lives are far from perfect. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 7:15 P.M., Wed. 5:15 P.M., Sat. 9:50 A.M., 2:30 A.M.

• Everyone Stares: The Police Inside Out '06. Stewart Copeland, former drummer for The Police, reveals home movies of himself and his band mates from the 1980s. (NR) (1:15) TMC: Thu. 7:45 P.M.

• The Ex '06. Zach Braff. A chronic underachiever takes a job at his father-in-law's advertising firm and locks horns with his wife's paraplegic former lover. (NR) (2:00) COMEDY: Thu. 3 P.M., 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Executive Decision '96. Kurt Russell. A commando squad must conduct a midair assault upon a hijacked plane loaded with terrorists and a deadly nerve gas. (R) (2:45) TNT: Fri. midnight (CC)

• Executive Decision '96. Kurt Russell. A commando squad must conduct a midair assault upon a hijacked plane loaded with terrorists and a deadly nerve gas. (R) (2:45) TNT: Sat. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• The Exiles '61. Mary Donahue. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 6 A.M.

• Explicit Ills '08. Rosario Dawson. Citizens living on the lower rungs of South Philadelphia society live out their day-to-day lives and hope for something better. (R) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 4:30 P.M. (CC)

• Extreme Movie '08. Michael Cera. Stories about teens and sex involve a geek and the girl of his dreams, a chat room and a kinky relationship. (R) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 9:30 P.M.

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• Fall: The Price of Silence '00. Michael Madsen. A professional thief agrees to testify against his mob boss. (NR) (1:40) TMC: Thu. 3:05 A.M. (CC)

• Fallen '98. Denzel Washington. Detectives investigate murders committed in a manner used by a recently executed serial killer. (R) (3:00) AMC: Fri. 2:30 P.M., 1:30 A.M. (CC)

• Falling Up Joseph Cross. A failed nursing student takes a job as a doorman for an upscale building and falls for a tenant. (NR) (1:40) TMC: Mon. 2:15 A.M. (CC)

• Familiar Strangers '08. Shawn Hatosy. A young man's Thanksgiving reunion with his dysfunctional family redefines relationships. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 9:40 P.M., Fri. 2:10 A.M. (CC)

• A Family Affair '37. Lionel Barrymore. Judge Hardy tries to balance the rigors of his job with his responsibilities at home. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Thu. 11:45 A.M.

• The Family Man '00. Nicolas Cage. A Wall Street playboy wakes to find himself married to the college sweetheart he left in order to pursue a career 13 years earlier. (PG-13) (2:35) TBS: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Fanboys '08. Sam Huntington. "Star Wars" fanatics take a cross-country trip to George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch so their dying friend will be able to see a screening of "Star Wars: Episode I ??? The Phantom Menace" before its release. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 1 P.M., 8 P.M.

• Fast & Furious '09. Vin Diesel. Back in Los Angeles, fugitive Dom Torretto and agent Brian O'Conner reignite their feud but, then, must join forces against a common enemy. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Fri. 1:40 A.M. (CC)

• The Fast and the Furious '01. Vin Diesel. An undercover police officer investigates a gang leader suspected of stealing electronic equipment. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Wed. 2:45 A.M., Thu. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Fast Times at Ridgemont High '82. Sean Penn. The teen scene includes a party-animal surfer, a pregnant girl and a fast-food worker. (R) (1:35) ENC: Wed. 11:15 P.M. (CC)

• Ferris Bueller's Day Off '86. Matthew Broderick. A cool teen plays hooky in Chicago with his girlfriend, his buddy and the classic Ferrari of his buddy's father. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Wed. 2 A.M., Thu. 5:30 P.M. (CC)

• Field of Dreams '89. Kevin Costner. An inspired Iowa farmer builds a baseball field, then sees Shoeless Joe Jackson's ghost and other marvels. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 9:50 P.M., Fri. 9:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Fifth Element '97. Bruce Willis. A New York City cabdriver tries to save 2259 Earth from impact with an onrushing anti-life force. (PG-13) (2:10) ENC: Sun. 8:20 A.M., 8 P.M., 3:30 A.M. (CC)

• Fight Night '08. Rebecca Neuenswander. A corrupt boxing promoter engages in fight fixing with his prizefighter. (R) (1:50) TMC: Sun. 2:05 P.M., Wed. 2:10 P.M.

• Fire Over England '37. Laurence Olivier. Queen Elizabeth I sends a naval spy to the court of Philip of Spain, whose armada he attacks. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 8 P.M.

• Fired Up '09. Nicholas D'Agosto. Two male high-school football stars enroll in cheerleading camp so they can practice their playbook on pretty girls. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Sun. 2 P.M., Wed. 2:30 P.M., Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)

• First Sunday '08. Ice Cube. Bumbling thieves decide to rob a church to raise some much-needed cash, but they discover that someone else has already beaten them to the punch. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 6 P.M., Mon. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Five Graves to Cairo '43. Franchot Tone. A British corporal poses as a Nazi spy in a hotel with Rommel. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)

• (500) Days of Summer '09. Joseph Gordon-Levitt. After his girlfriend dumps him, a greeting-card writer reflects on their 500 days together to try to figure out where their love affair went wrong. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 10:45 A.M., Fri. 6:15 P.M. (CC)

• Flash Point '07. Donnie Yen. An agent battles three brothers of a powerful gang. (R) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 10:30 P.M.

• Flawless '07. Michael Caine. A janitor convinces a frustrated executive to help him steal gems from their employer, the London Diamond Corp. (PG-13) (1:55) SHO: Wed. 1:35 P.M. (CC)

• The Flesh and the Fiends '59. Peter Cushing. Two supply Dr. Knox with fresh cadavers for research in 19th-century Edinburgh. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 4 A.M., Tue. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Fletch '85. Chevy Chase. An undercover Los Angeles reporter investigates a businessman who wants him to kill him. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 6:20 P.M. (CC)

• Fling '08. Brandon Routh. Incidents at a wedding prompt a couple to experiment with an open relationship. (R) (1:40) SHO: Thu. 4:10 A.M.

• Forget Paris '95. Billy Crystal. Friends at a restaurant recall the romance of a yuppie couple who met in Paris four years before. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• Forgetting Sarah Marshall '08. Jason Segel. In Hawaii struggling to get over a bad breakup, a musician encounters his former lover and her new boyfriend. (R) (2:30) FX: Sun. 8 P.M., Wed. 7:30 P.M., Thu. 3:30 P.M., Sat. 6:30 P.M.

• Formosa Betrayed '09. James Van Der Beek. A murder investigation takes a federal agent to the victim's native Taiwan. (R) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 6 P.M.

• Forrest Gump '94. Tom Hanks. JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history is seen through the eyes of an Alabama man with an IQ of 75. (PG-13) (3:00) TBS: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• The 40-Year-Old Virgin '05. Steve Carell. Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence. (R) (2:57) USA: Sat. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Four Christmases '08. Vince Vaughn. When their plans for a holiday getaway fall apart, a couple must spend Christmas Day trudging to a quartet of family get-togethers. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Mon. 6:30 P.M., Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Frame of Mind '09. Carl T. Evans. A New Jersey professor helps a detective who claims to have new evidence about the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 6:30 A.M. (CC)

• Freaky Friday '03. Jamie Lee Curtis. Two fortune cookies cause an engaged psychotherapist and her teenage daughter to magically exchange bodies. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 6 P.M.

• Fred: The Movie '10. Lucas Cruikshank. When the girl of his dreams moves away, a teenager embarks on a journey to find her. (NR) (2:00) NICK: Sun. 8 P.M. (CC)

• Friday '95. Ice Cube. A South Central Los Angeles resident hangs out on his front porch with a pal who owes money to a drug dealer. (R) (1:40) ENC: Wed. 12:50 P.M., 9:40 P.M. (CC)

• Friends and Lovers '31. Laurence Olivier. Two soldiers serving in the British-Indian service discover they've both fallen for the charms of the same woman. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 1 P.M.

• From Hell '01. Johnny Depp. A Scotland Yard investigator tries to stop Jack the Ripper from butchering prostitutes in 19th-century London. (R) (2:05) MAX: Wed. 1:45 P.M., Sat. 12:30 P.M. (CC)

• The Fugitive '93. Harrison Ford. A U.S. marshal hunts a doctor on the run who was convicted of murdering his wife. (PG-13) (2:30) A&E: Sun. noon (CC)

• The Fugitive Kind '60. Marlon Brando. A guitar-playing petty criminal wanders into a Mississippi town and attracts two troubled women. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 1:15 P.M. (CC)

• Funny People '09. Adam Sandler. A gravely ill comic takes a struggling performer under his wing, then gets a chance to re-evaluate his life when his disease goes into remission. (R) (2:30) MAX: Tue. 1 A.M. (CC)

G

• G-Force '09. Bill Nighy. Live action/animated. Armed with the latest high-tech spy equipment, a guinea pig and his team of highly trained rodents hold the fate of the world in their diminutive paws. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Wed. 7:40 A.M., 4:05 P.M., 4:35 A.M. (CC)

• The Garden '06. Lance Henriksen. Sinister events plague a recovering alcoholic and his troubled son at a remote ranch. (NR) (1:35) TMC: Mon. noon.

• A Girl Thing '01. Kate Capshaw. A New York City psychiatrist deals with women, each grappling with a major life upset. (4:05) TMC: Tue. 12:45 A.M.

• Going to the Mat '04. Andrew Lawrence. A blind teenager becomes a high-school wrestler. (1:30) DIS: Sun. 2:30 A.M. (CC)

• Gone Fishin' '97. Joe Pesci. Two lifelong friends have disastrous misadventures after winning a fishing trip to the Everglades. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Tue. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Gone Fishin' '97. Joe Pesci. Two lifelong friends have disastrous misadventures after winning a fishing trip to the Everglades. (PG) (2:15) CMT: Sat. 3 P.M., 8 P.M.

• Goodbye Again '61. Ingrid Bergman. Neglected by her lover, a Parisian lady accepts the attentions of a much younger man. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Tue. 3:15 P.M. (CC)

• Gospel Hill '08. Chloe Bailey. Two men confront their shared past. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 10:45 A.M.

• Gothika '03. Halle Berry. A criminal psychologist awakens to find herself confined in a penitentiary, accused of murdering her husband. (R) (1:50) HBO: Fri. 4:10 A.M. (CC)

• The Grand '08. Woody Harrelson. A ne'er-do-well inherits his grandfather's casino, but must win a high-stakes poker tournament to keep it out of a real-estate tycoon's clutches. (R) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 4:45 A.M. (CC)

• Great Balls of Fire! '89. Dennis Quaid. Rock 'n' roll outlaw Jerry Lee Lewis causes a 1950s scandal by marrying his 13-year-old cousin. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 11:15 A.M. (CC)

• The Great Outdoors '88. Dan Aykroyd. A Chicago man and his family go camping with his obnoxious brother-in-law and his family. (PG) (1:35) ENC: Fri. 7:40 A.M., 4:40 P.M. (CC)

• Greed '24. Gibson Gowland. Silent. A San Francisco dentist marries a lottery winner, and a jealous man follows him to Death Valley. (NR) (4:30) TCM: Wed. 8:30 A.M.

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• Hamburger Hill '87. Anthony Barrile. Fourteen Army recruits try again and again to take a muddy hill in Vietnam. (R) (2:30) AMC: Wed. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy '05. William Forsythe. A deadly creature terrorizes a group of scientists on a remote island. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 3 A.M. (CC)

• Hancock '08. Will Smith. A scruffy superhero protects the citizens of Los Angeles but leaves horrendous collateral damage in the wake of every well-intentioned feat. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Tue. 1:05 P.M., 8 P.M., 3:20 A.M. (CC)

• The Hangover '09. Bradley Cooper. After a wild stag party in Las Vegas, three hazy groomsmen must find their missing friend and get him back to Los Angeles in time for his wedding. (R) (1:50) MAX: Wed. 10:30 A.M., 8 P.M., Sat. 10:35 A.M., 3:15 A.M. (CC)

• Hannah Montana: The Movie '09. Miley Cyrus. Miley's father takes her home for a reality check when the teen's soaring popularity threatens to take over her life. (G) (1:50) STZ: Fri. 5:45 A.M. (CC)

• Hard Cash '02. Christian Slater. A corrupt FBI agent recruits a paroled thief and his crew to help rob a riverboat casino. (R) (1:50) TMC: Sun. 3:40 A.M.

• Hard to Kill '90. Steven Seagal. A policeman, who was pronounced dead but lived, eventually recovers with the help of a gorgeous nurse, and years later he seeks revenge. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Fri. 2 A.M.

• Harriet the Spy '96. Michelle Trachtenberg. Spying on and writing about family, friends and neighbors turn a preteen aspiring novelist into an outsider. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 7:30 A.M. (CC)

• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince '09. Daniel Radcliffe. Dumbledore tries to prepare Harry for the final battle with Voldemort, while Death Eaters wreak havoc in both Muggle and Wizard worlds, and tragedy looms on the horizon,. (PG) (2:35) MAX: Fri. 3:10 P.M. (CC)

• Hatari! '62. John Wayne. Howard Hawks' lighthearted account of a group of professional hunters in East Africa who capture wild animals for zoos. (2:40) TMC: Sun. 8:10 A.M., Wed. 9:45 A.M.

• Heatstroke '08. D.B. Sweeney. A major and his team of commandos must prevent an alien race from destroying Earth. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Wed. 2 P.M. (CC)

• Heidi '37. Shirley Temple. The aunt of a young orphan takes her from her Swiss grandfather. (G) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 10:15 A.M.

• Her Minor Thing '04. Estella Warren. Despite having a boyfriend, a 25-year-old virgin develops feelings for a sensitive artist. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Tue. 11:40 A.M., 4:50 A.M., Fri. 6:30 A.M., 6:25 P.M.

• He's a Cockeyed Wonder '50. Mickey Rooney. An orange sorter is instrumental in saving the plant's payroll and capturing a trio of bandits. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 6:30 P.M.

• He's Just Not That Into You '09. Ben Affleck. Friends and lovers try to navigate their way through the complexities of modern relationships, sometimes misconstruing the true intentions of the opposite sex. (PG-13) (2:10) MAX: Sun. 10:30 A.M., Fri. 1 P.M. (CC)

• H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds '05. C. Thomas Howell. An astronomer searches for his missing family in the aftermath of a devastating alien attack. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 3 A.M.

• Hide and Seek '05. Robert De Niro. Strange events plague a widowed psychologist and his daughter who claims her imaginary friend is real. (R) (2:00) FX: Wed. 10 A.M.

• High Crimes '02. Ashley Judd. An attorney tries to prove her husband's innocence after the military accuses him of murder. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Sun. 6:40 A.M. (CC)

• High School Musical '06. Zac Efron. Students conspire against two teenage singers. (2:00) DIS: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)

• High School Musical 2 '07. Zac Efron. A teenager befriends members of a wealthy family while working at a country club. (NR) (2:00) DIS: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)

• High School Musical 3: Senior Year '08. Zac Efron. Troy, Gabriella and the rest of the Wildcats plan an elaborate spring musical to express their experiences, hopes and fears for their futures. (G) (2:00) DIS: Wed. 8 P.M.

• Highlander '86. Christopher Lambert. A New Yorker beheads a swordsman in a parking lot, continuing a battle of immortals. (R) (1:50) MAX: Wed. 3:50 A.M. (CC)

• The Hitcher '07. Sean Bean. Two traveling students pick up a hitchhiker, unaware that he is a serial killer who intends to pin his crimes on them. (R) (1:56) USA: Fri. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Hold On! '66. Herman's Hermits. A British pop group's U.S. tour will decide whether their name goes on a space capsule. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 4:45 A.M.

• Hold That Line '52. Leo Gorcey. Hilarity results when the Bowery Boys pursue college and gridiron glory. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 10:30 A.M.

• A Home at the End of the World '04. Colin Farrell. A man moves to New York and falls in love with the roommate of his homosexual friend. (R) (1:40) HBO: Mon. 2:05 A.M. (CC)

• Honey, I Blew Up the Kid '92. Rick Moranis. The wacky inventor who shrunk the kids makes his 2-year-old boy the size of a Las Vegas casino. (PG) (1:30) SHO: Fri. 9:15 A.M.

• Honey, I Shrunk the Kids '89. Rick Moranis. An inventor's ray gun zaps his son, his daughter and a neighbor's boys down to pea-size in his jungle of a lawn. (PG) (1:40) HBO: Thu. 6:05 A.M. (CC)

• The Honeymooners '05. Cedric the Entertainer. New York bus driver Ralph Kramden and pal Ed Norton test their wives' patience with moneymaking schemes that end in failure. (PG) (2:00) BET: Sat. 7:30 P.M.

• The Hot Chick '02. Rob Schneider. An ancient curse causes a mean-spirited teenage girl and an incompetent male thief to switch bodies. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Wed. 7:20 P.M. (CC)

• Hotel for Dogs '09. Emma Roberts. After moving into a foster home that forbids pets, siblings transform an abandoned hotel into a home for their pooch and a slew of stray dogs. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 3 P.M. (CC)

• The House Across the Street '49. Wayne Morris. A lowly columnist attempts to reclaim his dignity and his editorial post by tracking down a notorious gangster. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Fri. 2 P.M.

• House of Wax '05. Elisha Cuthbert. Friends become stranded in a town where murderous twins entomb their victims in wax. (R) (2:30) MTV: Sat. 2 A.M.

• House Party 3 '94. Kid 'N Play. Kid deals with his fears of marriage, while Play feels threatened when his longtime hip-hop partner becomes engaged. (R) (1:35) ENC: Fri. 11:30 P.M. (CC)

• How to Lose Friends & Alienate People '08. Simon Pegg. After landing a job at an upscale New York magazine, a British celebrity journalist proceeds to offend bosses, peers and superstars alike. (R) (1:50) SHO: Sun. 12:45 A.M. (CC)

• The Hurt Locker '08. Jeremy Renner. Members of a bomb-disposal unit in Baghdad face increasingly perilous situations as their tour-of-duty winds down. (R) (2:10) SHO: Sat. 8 P.M.

• Hustle & Flow '05. Terrence Howard. A pimp in Memphis, Tenn., sees rap music as the way to escape his dead-end existence and achieve something meaningful. (R) (2:30) MTV: Fri. 10 P.M.

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• I Am Legend '07. Will Smith. After a man-made plague transforms Earth's population into bloodthirsty vampires, a lone survivor desperately searches for a cure. (NR) (2:00) TNT: Fri. 8 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)

• I Hate Valentine's Day '09. Nia Vardalos. Following a number of failed relationships, a florist and a restaurateur try dating one another with no strings attached. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 9:40 P.M.

• I Sell the Dead '08. Dominic Monaghan. A condemned grave robber tells his tale to a priest while awaiting execution. (NR) (1:25) TMC: Tue. 10:15 A.M., Sat. 9:50 A.M. (CC)

• I Spy '02. Eddie Murphy. A special agent and a boxing champion travel to Budapest, Hungary, to locate an arms dealer and a stealth bomber. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 3:30 P.M. (CC)

• Identity Theft: The Michelle Brown Story '04. Kimberly Williams-Paisley. A young woman faces a nightmarish battle to restore her good name after a stranger steals her identity and racks up a massive debt. (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Igor '08. Voices of John Cusack. Animated. A hunchbacked lab assistant seizes a chance to become an evil scientist by creating a monster of his own to enter in the kingdom's annual science fair. (PG) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 7 A.M. (CC)

• In the Army Now '94. Pauly Shore. Soon after joining the Reserves, two buddies are called to active duty in Africa. (PG) (2:15) CMT: Mon. 4 P.M., 8 P.M.

• In the Best Interest of the Children '92. Sarah Jessica Parker. A formerly institutionalized manic-depressive faces opposition when she tries to win back the custody of her children. (2:00) WE: Fri. 3 P.M. (CC)

• Incubus '66. William Shatner. A demonic temptress sends an incubus to terrorize a virtuous man's sister. Filmed entirely in the language of Esperanto. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Fri. 2 A.M.

• Independence Day '96. Will Smith. A fighter pilot, a computer whiz and others fight back after 15-mile-wide alien ships zap Earth's major cities. (PG-13) (3:00) ABCFAM: Mon. 8 P.M., Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)

• Infected '08. Gil Bellows. Two newspaper reporters work together to stop an alien conspiracy. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Wed. 10 A.M. (CC)

• Inglourious Basterds '09. Brad Pitt. An Allied officer and his team of Jewish-American soldiers join forces with a German actress and undercover agent to take down the leaders of the Third Reich. (R) (2:35) SHO: Sat. 4:25 P.M.

• Inkheart '09. Brendan Fraser. A man with the ability to bring storybook characters to life a


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